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True, "Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"

 

The person below me listens to Lady Gaga on a daily basis

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True, it was a basic club house, about 10 feet off the ground on stilts with a fireman's pole.

Spent many a warm southern summer playing in that thing.

One year my sister and I didn't use it for a few months into summer. I went up one day after swimming and there were hundreds of ladybugs in it. I saw they were coming out of a small hole in the corner near the fabric wall lining, I pulled on the lining and it detached form the wall. Thousands upon thousands of ladybugs poured forth like some strange red orange scourge. Let me tell you, though they don't do often, ladybugs can bite and when thousands of them pour over you like a living carpet those little dang bites add up to a whopping amount.

I scampered down that pole ran across the yard and dove into the pool drowning the bugs that managed to cling on. To this day I'm not fond of ladybugs.....

 

The person below me has been in a bar fight.

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True, but as a responding police officer. I prefer bowling or pool to bars.

 

The person below me has been the cause of a car accident.

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#Please read the first post to understand the rules if you are just jumping in.

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True, but it was at a demolition derby so I think it was to be expected.

 

The person below me has seen Fifty Shades of Gray.

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False, Even if I were a fan of the book (I am not, twilight fanfic blech) Movies adapting literary material are always inferior!

 

The person below me is an avid fan of Monster Trucks

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False, Even if I were a fan of the book (I am not, twilight fanfic blech) Movies adapting literary material are always inferior!

 

The person below me is an avid fan of Monster Trucks

 

True minus the avid, who isn't intrigued by lumbering mechanical machines with far to much power & torque. Not going to lie I've been to a decent number of monster truck rallys. Maybe it's my time in the south, or maybe they are just simple and fun. Somethinga bout seeing crush a smaller more feeble version of itself is entertaining. And you get to see wonderful sites like this guy enjoying a Miller Lite and a bottle of maple syrup.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/20/article-2608939-1D3920CC00000578-353_634x841.jpg

 

 

 

The person below me has lost a tooth in a fight.

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True. I admit it was a very good punch.

 

The person below me has accidentally called a teacher mum, mom, dad etc

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True. I admit it was a very good punch.

 

The person below me has accidentally called a teacher mum, mom, dad etc

 

False, but having been in a long distance relationship for many years and saying "I love you" at the ends of thousands of phone/computer conversations, I have ended conversations with: telemarketers, bankers, people over intercom systems, and others, with "I love you". Always makes for a fun awkward pause. One guy who was trying to sell me car insurance said "I love you too", he must have really needed that sale.

 

The person below me can sing well.

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True, well venomous spiders, venomous anything really. For non-venomous spiders no.

 

The person below me has an older sibling.

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False. Unless you consider texting while stopped at a red light, I don't text and drive. It's a dumb idea and it's illegal in my state (and I think it is in practically every other state too).

 

The person below me drives an SUV.

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false, i actually drive a BWS yamaha 125, i love motorcycles not cars.

the person below me doesnt like cigarretes.

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True. I have never had a cigarette in my life, and it will be staying that way. I have a vaporiser pen and a 'e pipe' but thats for the taste and to take part in my flats LOG (League of Ordinary Gentlemen) Meetings.

 

The person below has seen the creepy clowns in the forum banner.

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True. After reading the statement I searched for them and found one in the left side of the banner. The statement never mentioned when I saw the creepy clowns, so it's legit.

 

The person below me has a post-graduate degree.

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False...but I do have a HS Diploma and access to Wikipedia.

 

The person below me can walk the dog with a yoyo.

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True. In middle school (mid 90's) I used to do several tricks with the yoyo and at one point even managed to walk two dogs at once. My favorite trick was

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The person below me took a bet on a fart and lost (past 12mo).

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The person below me took a bet on a fart and lost (past 12mo).

False, I never bet on weird stuff. (No offense lol)

 

LOL got a good laugh out of this one, i think there is some colloquial mis-understanding going on here.

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False, I never bet on weird stuff. (No offense lol)

 

The person below me crashed his car into a tree once.

 

False. I crashed into a rock actually.

 

The person below me used to 360 no scope of Call of Duty

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True, I been trying so hard to get that double secondary switch with a 360 no scope in the air L0L0L mlg n0sc0p3 pr0.

Ahem..

 

The person below me loves to express his/her feelings in music.

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