SFC.Draven-isms

[Guest Jones]

I'm going to start off with a few unusual things I've heard SFC say and everyone else can chime in with things they hear.

To start:

Skittishnessly

Unawarenessness

Bipolarism

[Guest CW4.Sharpz=US=]

Why do I die all the time?

[Guest Crowley]

I just killed myself.

[Guest RET.1SG.Draven=US=]

I literally have my head in my hands smiling at this :)

 

The funny thing is: the men in my National Guard unit have a similar list lol!

[Guest Jones]

Sgt.Cidvond: Fliendly Flyer

[Guest Jones]

Cpl.Light: The non-mandatory time for this mandatory non-mandatory practice?

[Guest RET.1SG.Draven=US=]

Cpl.Light: The non-mandatory time for this mandatory non-mandatory practice?

 

Oh....this is getting good :)

[Guest Nomad501]

1stSgt.Randy: Shenanigans.

[Guest RET.CPT.Hammerwolf53=US=]

What the fruit are you guys talking about?

[Guest LCpl.StayDown64=US=]

I was going to write:

 

1SG.Hammerwolf53: What the fruit are you guys talking about?

 

But, someone beat me to it.

[Guest RET.1SG.Draven=US=]

^lol!

[Guest RET.PFC.JD=US=]

ooooookay will always be my favorite SFC Draven-ism

[Guest Jones]

Pfc.Fire56: the tight sits, i mean the site hits.

[Guest Jones]

Maj.ShadowOp: Blow it up

Rt.Dima: Permission to speak freely?

Maj.ShadowOp: Sure

Rt.Dima: So blow the s*** out of it?

Maj.ShadowOp: Not that freely.

[Guest Ednac]

Ednac: Głupi drań! (Means Stupid fail/bug/bugger)

Maj.Shadowop: You know a foreigner is mad if he is cursing in his own language.

Ednac: How do you know he is cursing?

[Guest Ednac]

Maj.Shadowop: "They call me.... BALLS!"

 

Sliping in an edit here Cpl (these were two separate incidents just so it makes it a little less creepy lol)

 

CWO3.Sharpz: "You mean I'm dreamy, and creamy?"

[Guest RET.Maj.Buckshot=US=]

CWO2.Spartan: "you seemed to have OK luck until you stopped having OK luck."