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My incredible Son.


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Guest Krawll
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My Son won American Idol using only sign language.

 

There used to be a street named after my Son, but it was changed because nobody crosses my Son and lives.

 

My Son won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

 

My Son can speak Spanish in three different languages.

 

My Son doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

 

My Son slammed our revolving door.

 

My Son can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

When my Son was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

 

When my Son stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind. (much better typed then said)

Guest h4344
Posted
Chuck Norris 2.0 me thinks XD
Guest Krawll
Posted
He's like Chuck Norris, Mr-T, and Gen.Realgrunt all rolled in to one.
Guest Bar0n
Posted
He's like Chuck Norris, Mr-T, and Gen.Realgrunt all rolled in to one.

 

So basically just a copy of me :)

Guest h4344
Posted
You mean a cpoy of darmine XD
Guest RET.Realgrunt=US=
Posted
You mean a cpoy of darmine XD
Phhttt!! Darmine schmarmine!!!

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