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Guest Scr4ppyTheChef Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheJ3st3r Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Why are pirates such good sailors? Just becasue they Arrrrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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